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Serial Monogamist Or Serial Ashewo

Yes, I can't do a virgin, why? I think is too much commitment for me to handle. 

 So I am blogging inside Marquee (Mega Plaza) for an imprompu gig, and yes, am dulling. I should have brought a date, but I did not because I was invited by a female friend invited me. Get your mind out of the gutter, I am not "doing" her (my female friend), it will be too complicated.

Serial monogamists are not players like that, they only have one girl at a time (95% of the time) and once they start doing anything with another girl the relationship is over. I tend ask myself, am one of them? But on a second thought I think am not. A friend of mine has had over 42 girls in less than 10 years and had serious relationships with a couple of girls, me probably had slightly over ten girlfriends and 7 of them were serious relationship. The only figure that qualifies me as a serial monogamist is that I have had about four and half serious and exclusive relationships in slightly over four years and none lasted for one year.

So am still at Marquee with the Redbull Academy featuring Eldee & Dj Jimmy Jatt, and it is sad that am blogging where there are plenty beautiful women. Three ingredients of a serial monogamist a bachelor pad, money & fine car and good female relationships (female friends that he’s not doing)...there also a 4th- mad self esteem. To frank, I don't think if I was a serial monogamist I would want to change my ways, though there are downsides to being a serial monogamist, you have to break hearts, be single, start all over and break hearts again. I still think being a serial monogamist is like being a serial ashewo who can’t handle 2 relationships at same time and playboys are just their senior colleagues “Serious Ashewos”.

Before I bounce, am enjoying loving up to @nutylove on twitter, @fummeee u want my wife @nutylove to throw me off the balcony abi. Nice meeting @MizMaybach or r u d one...#okbye.

I also met Eva (I don did it) at Marquee  and she called me her husband lol...she’s cool I suggest you follow her on twitter @EvaAlordiah, start saving money to buy her album and attend her album launch party too. Get her first single “I don did it” on your phone, ipod, ipad, laptop and in your car. I like Eva cloths sha, all black (I guess) - a touch of Lady Gaga, Janet Jackson and the Eva all over it and she hot too. Her hair was nice, loved her spiked bracelet and her kicks.

So I thinking my next blog should be on married men in my office or my friends or @Mrodada. You just have to watch out or maybe something about my #dearfuturewife.

Between I want to learn professional photography apparently they make 250k per wedding but I'll pay to learn and get practical experience. The world didn’t end again so we have a chance to change our ways and go to heaven....*cheers*

@ganxe
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  1. FACEJanuary 24, 2012 at 12:17 PM

    Dude!! As a married guy now I must say you are trippin mad. You are bloggin while at a club?? I am assuming that it is a club because of the beautiful ladies and all.. I tell you what, once you get in a committed one you will regret ever writing this blog while you got be doing dem fly ones.

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