Stories of a jollof rice lover

Yes, I can't do a virgin, why? I think is too much commitment for me to handle.  So I am blogging inside M arquee (Mega Plaza) for an imprompu gig, and  yes, am dulling. I should have brought a date, but I did not because I was invited by a female friend invited me. Get your mind out of the gutter, I am not "doing" her (my female friend), it will be too complicated. Serial monogamists are not players like that, they only have one girl at a time (95% of the time) and once they start doing anything with another girl the relationship is over. I tend ask myself, am one of them? But on a second thought I think am not. A friend of mine has had over 42 girls in less than 10 years and had serious relationships with a couple of girls, me probably had slightly over ten girlfriends and 7 of them were serious relationship. The only figure that qualifies me as a serial monogamist is that I have had about four and half serious and exclusive relationships in slightly over four ye...

I wrote a comment on belle Naija’s article-  All Single Men Stand up by Glory Edozien , it went like this Well I am single and am wondering where all the single ladies have gone to. I think most single men are either running away from commitment, the recession is biting at them or they have started thinking differently-ladies cost money. I was discussing with 2 guys last week and the first said “let go meet 3 single ladies,2nd guy said if they are paying us to meet them why not, but am not spending any money on them o. You know most of  you ladies don’t seem to understand recession; the dates, the gifts and gigs they cost money, most men I know want business opportunities, flings and money, not another drain in their pockets clamouring for marriage. The article was on how it seems difficult for ladies to  find single guys who want to go into a commitment or marriage,  most of the reply posts were written by women with a  few by men. ...

Guess a couple of my friends would have seen my karma comments, well it really sucks. But thinking about it, I might need to apologize to karma so sorry karma. The saying what goes around come around might be true but not in my friend's case. Like Effie White in dream girls, he sometimes likes the privileges but not the responsibilities, but @ the end he got around to take up the responsibilities. Sounds like glory seeking comments for him, but let talk about the bad part.   He used to be a Serial Monogamist (SM) and he’s strongly considering going back to the noble profession, girls like them until they breakup with them. SMs are usually the best boys/girls a girl/boy can date; perfect in almost every way except when it comes to long term relationship they simply run away but not without taking the responsibility of saying “it’s not you but me”. SMs are generally unconscious of their commitment issues; they just have one excuse or the other that makes it convenience to break u...

I remember when I was about 13 yrs and I was trying to write a love letter to a girl. My sister saw the letter, laughed at me and told me never to write a love letter to girl. There were no text messages, so you have to toast (ask out) a girl face to face, that a story for another day. Now am all grown up (I guess) and I think am just going to abandon the rule for my future girlfriend, so here it goes. Dear Future Girlfriend (FGF), They say when you are in love, you think, breath and sleep for the person you love, but I doubt I have ever been able to achieve all three love signs with any girl. Now am already thinking about you and am falling in love with you. I'm only going to ask you out once, maybe more than once but not plenty times sha and we would become good friends. I would tell you everything about me and I want you to do the same, I would start sharing my life with you as if we were already going out. I would not tell you I love you because am still wa...

I didn’t hear of his demise early, I just checked my facebook page and one of my friends posted “Breakin news…….RIP Yar’adua” and my first reaction was to reply the post saying “stop am if na play o”. This is because I twitted: “…God give us back Dagrin, we would gladly give u  Umaru,  OBj, IBB,   +  Ibori as bonus    . As I confirmed the news of his demise, wondered if I contributed to the death of the Late Umaru Yar’adua. Thinking back, I wished I didn’t include his name, the man was widely believed to be a gentle soul, whose misadventure in presidential politics cost him his life. My heart goes out to his mother, who has buried 2 of her children in her life time; the late president and his elder brother late Shehu Musa Yar'adua. But I don’t pity his wife and his children who could have done something about his situation and didn’t, some people say that there was not thing the children could have done, well I would have gotten myself disown at ...

Holding my phone, dialing her number and cutting it off before it rings, wanting to call her every minute but realizing I don’t have anything to say. Just want to hear her voice and find out how her day was so far. Secretly wishing she would come home today, wishing she would be mine… She reminds me of the first time I saw a red Camry 07, I fell in love instantly. She just too good to be true…my mind constantly putting her picture in my head… Come to think of it, comparing her to a Camry 07 means there is lust somewhere… Questions: is it possible to be in LOVE and LUST at the same time or are they mutually exclusive? Crazy thoughts of a Boy Nov 10 I just remembered, this might be my first blog... it was posted on FaceBook. But to think that I never got to go out with the girl... makes me sad...all the emotions, Postpaid debts and chinning other girls just because i like one girl and to jus suddenly not like the girl again...i can't still explain it... Is there a problem with me (...